when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
My dog just stares at me like “the FUCK is wrong with you.”
My cousin posted this status “Oh praise the one who paid my debt and raised this life up from the dead!” and for a second I was like WHAT WHO PAID YOUR DEBT WHAT? But then I realized it was about Jesus, who contrary to popular belief, cannot pay off my debts.
Hmm shall I church-rant? Make it extra-long and super random?
👍➡️@russabbott ⬅️👍 dominated this walk in this week on @jusgravy ! Really excited to see where these 3d Mandalas will go from here.
How I flirt: You should watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer *hands you all 7 seasons*
(Although, I would only give seasons 1-5)
ALL THE SEASONS.
i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? NOT ONLY ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO LEARN ABOUT SEX WHEN WE’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT WHEN WE ARE ACTUAL LEGAL ADULTS WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEARN ABOUT SEX? OR ELSE LEGISLATORS THREATEN THE SCHOOL AND CAUSES A SHITLOAD OF PROBLEMS? UGHHHH THIS IS FRUSTRATING ME ON SO MANY LEVELS.